I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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