Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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