Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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