if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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