So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I need a hoe opinion
go on
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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