Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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