i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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