so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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