which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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