i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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