sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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