It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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