Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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