i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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