im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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