Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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