from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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