So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
If I die, sorry about rent.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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