Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He better not be in your backpack
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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