why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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