dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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