Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..