i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry