Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It's just like the Real World with babies
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.