I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I can't trust your balls anymore.