dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.