Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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