hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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