hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Randomize
