Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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