Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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