Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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