So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.