i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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