Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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