But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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