**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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