You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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