you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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