She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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