Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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