i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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