her facebook's as public as her vagina
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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