Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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