epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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