Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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