I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My ass is underappreciated
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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