Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar