That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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