Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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