how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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