D3 body, D1 cock
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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