gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!