No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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